zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

Anonymous asked:

3, 17

3: Talk about the person you’ve had the most intense romantic feelings for.
-uhhhh. I honestly don’t know haha. Prolly this guy from school? But yeah I’m not sure about him haha.

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
-what. Hmmm. I’m friends with everyone I wanna be friends with rn. Harry Styles!